Really? . . . . . REALLY?!?!?

i want to inflict pain on myself right now. allow me to elaborate why:

remember how I said I ordered our invitations? Well, I paid rush shipping on them so we could get them by Friday (today) and work on addressing them this weekend and get our first batch out next week. So I get home from work today, decide to go on a run, and find a package from 123print.com on our front door step. I don't open it right away, despite my almost uncontainable excitement. When I get back from my run and get all showered (i really was building up the suspense for myself here) I decided it was time. I open them up. Yes! they are beautiful! printed envelopes, printed RSVP cards, the whole works! It looks amazing. Then . . . I notice it. On the address of the replay envelope it says "Unity #D"   yes ..... unitY. "not that big of a deal, " i think to myself. " The post office will know what that means. or we could order new ones. It'd only be like 20 bucks" So Steve calls and I tell him about the invitations. And when he gets home, I proudly show him the beautiful invitations that I ordered. He starts to read out loud. "Mr and Mrs. bla bla bla request bla bla bla wedding of their daughter Mallika to Steve, on the THRITY (that's thRity. NOT thirty) first of May" my heart stops! shit! he keeps reading. He questions weather the correct wording is "half passed" or "half past" like I had. So, so far I have misspelled something on one set of envelopes and the invitation. Steve's checks the main invitation envelope. YEP, I misspelled our OWN address! good LORD! i feel about as stupid as a bump on a lump right now. 

We have to REORDER everything except the RSVP cards! Which have a date of May 9th, so we have to get the invitations out soon! Why? why does this keep happening to my wedding? Does someone up there not want us to get married. 

boo :(